Jamie Dimon Says He is ‘Jealous’ of Revolut, Then Attacks Crypto Reform

JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon praised Revoluts speed this week but pledged to fight the crypto-friendly CLARITY Act, which fintechs and neobanks have heavily leaned on. The contrast captures a wider fight in finance. Dimon respects fast execution in banking, yet opposes the rules that let crypto firms grow with fewer safeguards. Jamie Dimon Admires the Neobanks Pace Speaking about Chases UK operation, Dimon offered a blunt verdict on Revoluts momentum as a British neobanks. Im jealous, damn it. You watch these people. They move, Bloomberg reported, citing Dimon. The envy has a basis. According to its 2025 report, Revolut grew revenue 46% to $6 billion and lifted pretax profit 57% to $2.3 billion. Those gains reflected record annual profit driven partly by crypto and stablecoin volumes. The firm now serves more than 75 million customers and adds 1 million every 17 days. If Revolut hits its $200 billion IPO target, Nikolay Storonsky, CEO of Revolut, will be richer than Ken Griffin and Steve Schwarzman combined. Follow us on Xto get the latest news as it happens The Rules Dimon Wants to Fight Days before the Revolut comment, Dimon attacked Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong and vowed banks would oppose the CLARITY Act. It will be fought. Dont bow down to this guy or company, Dimon stated in an interview with Fox Business. His objection centers on yield. According to Fortune, Dimon argues stablecoin issuers should not pay deposit-like interest without bank capital, liquidity, and consumer rules. He warned the structure could eventually fail. The dispute has stalled the bill, with banks blocking the stablecoin deal over yield terms. Banking lobbies now want the stablecoin yield language tightened further before any Senate vote. Where Crypto Fits for Revolut Crypto remains a growth layer rather than Revoluts foundation. Its wealth unit, which includes crypto, rose 31% to $876 million in 2025. Eleven product lines each topped $135 million, so card fees and interest income still anchor the business. Revolut also runs crypto through separate entities, not its core bank. Beyond trading, its physical crypto card and wider crypto wealth push keep users engaged. That balance is why a traditional banker can envy the app while resisting looser crypto rules elsewhere. The coming Senate debate will test whether Dimons coalition reshapes the bill, or whether fintech speed keeps outpacing the rules.